Now There's a User System!

Tuesday, June 25th, 2013

That's right; You can LOG IN... WOAHS!...

You know they say that people are most creative when they are most bored. Actually, I am not sure if anyone says that at all. But now I do. Anyway, so I've spent a good four hours whipping up a user system and database. That's right. Now you can log in to alexweber.tk and feel important; you can feel like you... belong here. Because... you do. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttt, there isn't actually a registration script yet, sooooooo.... you're gonna have to just wait up a hot mintue before you can actually register... Now, I know you're thinking, "C'mon Mr. Alexweber.tk Man, I have waited my WHOLE LIFE to register on your site!" Well, patience, young padawan. You will be able to log in soon enough and get access to all sorts of exclusive content that doesn't actually exist anywhere on this domain. I know you're excited, but you have to just sit tight until I find another time when I get bored enough to write a registration script.

Look at this sexy website!

Thursday, June 13th, 2013

Oh my sweet nuggets, have you seen this site? Yes, yes you have. 'Cuz you bettah know you's be lookin' at it right now. And awwww man, ain't it just lovely? Shhh, that was a rhetorical question; you didn't have to scream, "YES, MR. ALEXWEBER.TK MAN, IT IS SOOO LOVELY!!!!" Although, I must say I do appreciate your enthusiasm. It means so much to the 4 highly trained monkeys that I have enslaved constantly making this website look more and more awesome and delicious. But eyyy, who's counting? Wait, that didn't make sense did it? That's okay, as they say in good ol' Japan, "Naze anata wa kore o hon'yaku shimasu ka? Anata wa, motto juyona nanika o suru!" Or something like that... I can't really remember. That, and my great grandfather had a really heavy accent. I might also add that he never knew Japanese, nor could he speak it. But that's not important. What is important is that we're family. Or whatever... Okay, I think you've probably had enough reading in for one day; go ahead and put a gold star on your reading chart for today and tell mommy how good you did today. That's right. "Good". She'll be so mercurial and livid that you used an adjective as an adverb that she will throw you a beatin' you won't soon forget. It'll be harder to forget than the names of the members of the bands Rude Tortoise and Prickly Caution and the Pricey Cheese. And who could possibly forget the four Hobbit musicians that formed Strategic Bazaar Of The Official Scorpio back in '05? There was Dora Brandybuck, Amethyst Twofoot, Belinda Clayhanger, and of course Primrose Chubb-Baggins herself. I always loved the ecclectic music that they so brilliantly compsed. It was like a spiritual journey to the pipefitter expo hosted by Parts America. They had some great pipes and pipefittings there. I remember wishing that I could afford the brand new PipeSquad target sourcer 3000, but it cost nearly 1.21 gigawatts. I didn't have even half of that. I remember how shiny it looked. And boy, doc, was it heavy. It was nearly the weight of my Aunt Bertha. She wasn't actually a very heavy woman; just this target sourcer had to weigh at least 170 pounds. That's not a lot for an Aunt Bertha, but for a target sourcer... It was off the charts. So yeah, that's what I have to say about that.