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Files and Stuff!

Tuesday, December 17th, 2013

It's like a cloud..... of awesomeness

Here's an update if I've ever made one. ..Well, actually I have. ..Like, all the time. That's all I ever really do, to be honest. I cannot spend more than 5 seconds on my website without finding something that I absolutely HAVE to fix and then firing up the ol' WinSCP (or web-based FTP editor) and getting ready to (re)code it and (re)load it. I just have to do it, ya see. It's not possible to ignore that icon that's slightly off center or the almost-negligible amout of extra white-space outside of an element. You see my dilemma, do you not? I just can't not (there's a double negative for ya) do something about it. I have to. It's as if this website.... is a part of me. Or.. whatever... So yeah. Oh, so hey there's a filesystem on here now. Not like it hasn't been here for like, decades (in website-years, that is), but ya know. It's here alright. It definitely needs lots of work, but it exists. You could even say, it's ALIVE. But, when you really think about it.... Isn't being alive.. what life is all about? The answer is..... maybe.

Now There's a User System!

Tuesday, June 25th, 2013

That's right; You can LOG IN... WOAHS!...

You know they say that people are most creative when they are most bored. Actually, I am not sure if anyone says that at all. But now I do. Anyway, so I've spent a good four hours whipping up a user system and database. That's right. Now you can log in to alexweber.tk and feel important; you can feel like you... belong here. Because... you do. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttt, there isn't actually a registration script yet, sooooooo.... you're gonna have to just wait up a hot mintue before you can actually register... Now, I know you're thinking, "C'mon Mr. Alexweber.tk Man, I have waited my WHOLE LIFE to register on your site!" Well, patience, young padawan. You will be able to log in soon enough and get access to all sorts of exclusive content that doesn't actually exist anywhere on this domain. I know you're excited, but you have to just sit tight until I find another time when I get bored enough to write a registration script.

Look at this sexy website!

Thursday, June 13th, 2013

Oh my sweet nuggets, have you seen this site? Yes, yes you have. 'Cuz you bettah know you's be lookin' at it right now. And awwww man, ain't it just lovely? Shhh, that was a rhetorical question; you didn't have to scream, "YES, MR. ALEXWEBER.TK MAN, IT IS SOOO LOVELY!!!!" Although, I must say I do appreciate your enthusiasm. It means so much to the 4 highly trained monkeys that I have enslaved constantly making this website look more and more awesome and delicious. But eyyy, who's counting? Wait, that didn't make sense did it? That's okay, as they say in good ol' Japan, "Naze anata wa kore o hon'yaku shimasu ka? Anata wa, motto juyona nanika o suru!" Or something like that... I can't really remember. That, and my great grandfather had a really heavy accent. I might also add that he never knew Japanese, nor could he speak it. But that's not important. What is important is that we're family. Or whatever... Okay, I think you've probably had enough reading in for one day; go ahead and put a gold star on your reading chart for today and tell mommy how good you did today. That's right. "Good". She'll be so mercurial and livid that you used an adjective as an adverb that she will throw you a beatin' you won't soon forget. It'll be harder to forget than the names of the members of the bands Rude Tortoise and Prickly Caution and the Pricey Cheese. And who could possibly forget the four Hobbit musicians that formed Strategic Bazaar Of The Official Scorpio back in '05? There was Dora Brandybuck, Amethyst Twofoot, Belinda Clayhanger, and of course Primrose Chubb-Baggins herself. I always loved the ecclectic music that they so brilliantly compsed. It was like a spiritual journey to the pipefitter expo hosted by Parts America. They had some great pipes and pipefittings there. I remember wishing that I could afford the brand new PipeSquad target sourcer 3000, but it cost nearly 1.21 gigawatts. I didn't have even half of that. I remember how shiny it looked. And boy, doc, was it heavy. It was nearly the weight of my Aunt Bertha. She wasn't actually a very heavy woman; just this target sourcer had to weigh at least 170 pounds. That's not a lot for an Aunt Bertha, but for a target sourcer... It was off the charts. So yeah, that's what I have to say about that.

Happy 3rd Birthday, alexweber.tk!!!

That's like a million in website years!

Today marks a day that will go down in history as the greatest day in all of recorded time that was the tenth day of any month starting with the letter "O" in every year occuring after 2013 A.D. but before 2015 A.D. Why, you may ask, is this day so important? Well, you see, if the rainbow text didn't give it away, there's quite the celebration going on down here at the alexweber.tk headquarters (which totally isn't just my basement). It's a PARTY!!! Now, I know what you're thinking: "errr, like, whaet can I even deue on alexweber.tk??" And you're right. That's an excellent question. But, you must ask yourself the quintessential question of what can't you do on alexweber.tk??? Does that adequately answer your condescending question? No? Perfect! Now I can provide a shameless plug for the about page! You see, people ask me the same questions over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and ov– oh, I'm sorry, was I saying something? Sometines I just get a little carried away and I go off on these tangents, and then– ooh, tangerines are my favorite fruit! I love the flavor, but those pesky seeds!! And then you have the seedless clementines, but they never taste the same! Honestly, you just can't win, can you? Well, maybe you can, but when it comes to deliciously citrusy, mystically,: wistfully, tight-as-Midas'-fist-fully fruit, you just can't possibly go wrong.

Welcome to the fantabulous domain of the fantabulous-er Alex Weber himself. You see, there's so much you can do now that you have entered the Realm of Awesomeness™. (Can I trademark that? Too late, I already did. Through the power of global network monetary taxation, you will receive an invoice of Internet Tax everytime you visit this page. You're welcome!) Anyway, so... Now that you've become slightly more aware of just what you're getting into here at alexweber.tk, you may be asking, "Well just WUHT can I DOO on alexweber.tk?!?" And you're right. Err, I mean, that's an understandable question I guess. Whatever. The point is that there is so much that you can do here that it would be just totally impossible to list everything you can do!* But hey, you have to start somewhere, right? RIGHT! And that start lies somewhere in the top-right corner of this page... (I'll give you a hint: it's the register link). When you create an account, you have access to everything that you could ever want to do ever in the history of forever!** So don't delay, register today!

And hey, I just though I'd mention that your IP address appears to be 216.73.216.49. Mkay have fun!